Chasing cars

Ahh, it was just on the radio totally love it.



It's been long since I updated eh?

Well, no one is really reading anyway so I don't really give a shit anymore.

Today, it's Nov 13.

Saturday the Thirteen.

12:19 PM, Singapore

11:19 PM, Delaware, US

My eyes are 600 degrees.

FML.

The popular music these days are just the crappy Tay Tay songs, some Lady Gaga, some from disgusting singers, some by singers who abuse autotune.

I just realised, most of the people I like, don't talk to me at all. Sigh, I'm gonna start closing my eyes so if they're a lot ofj typos not my fault. Sigh, I hate people standing you up and you just stand there waiting and they hide in a stupid corner with their friends laughing at you then later make fun of you even though they were the ones who wanted to meet you. God damn.

I'm so emo nowadays.

I can't eat right.

I can't sleep, no not like used to.

I can't breathe, no, not like I need to.

I'm just stuck in an illusion that everything's great, I'm not fat, my eyes can be saved, and I'm always gonna be with my friends.

Sighhhhhhhhh

hii!!!!!!!!

so i was lyk, tryin to get a new template, and lyk, it exceeded my bandwidth, so i was like pissed.

anw, this will be the style i'll be using to blog, because, i'm lyk, an airhead!!!!!!!

pInK! 4eva after!

mUaH! MuAh!

Living with an Airhead

Well, I'm gonna change my blogskin and writing style to fit Jessicarella, my new identity.
She is a airhead with no brains, and is ugly.
Guess who's she's based on.

I will be living with an airhead, for 1 month and a half.
It will be torture.
Wish me luck.
*Kisses*

Sungei Buloh

Well nobody reads my blog anyway, so I don't think I need to upload any pics and crap.

Yesterday, I went to sungei Buloh. It was a school field trip.
I would also like to mention that this is the 5th day into my school vacation.
Yup. You read that right.
I WENT ON A SCHOOL FIELD TRIP DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

I mean, WTF.

I'm actually supposed to have math supp today, but my teach cancelled it.

Sucks.

The trip was well, quite ok I guess.
It was fun and refreshing, although it was quite hot and there were awful lots of mosquitos there. Some people were freaked out when they saw the bites on my left arm.
And some weird and freaky people didn't get bitten despite not using any insect repellant.

Let me tell you this.
This just proves that my blood is SWEET, DELICIOUS, FILLING, and ABSOLUTELY SCRUMPTIOUS.
So HA!
Those people that didn't get bitten, their blood was sour, gross, old and disgusting.

The food they sold was quite expensive and I lost my wallet. -.-
Ah well, it's my fault anyway.

It was quite cool seeing all the different types of flora and foliage.
I took an awful lot of pictures of the cool things. Except the moniter lizard I saw on the way to the exit, because I was too lazy to get out my camera. Oh well.
It was cool though, about 6 to 7 inches long and it had a blue tongue.

I lyk, totally <3-ed it! It was lyk, AmAzInG!

Pink!

pInK

oMg, i was lyk, so happy todae!
i was lyk, watching south park.
and it was aWeSoMe

Ok, that's enough practise.
South Park is freaking awesome! It's funny and so random!
I'll be the first to admit that it's gross sometimes though.

Damn, I was gonna blog about something, I think I forgotten.
I guess I'll just fill this space up with some shit until I remember what I was trying to blog about.

You know, I absolutely love using tabs.
Having several windows gets me frustrated, cuz I have to shuffle back anf forth.
Today, I acheived my new record of having 10 tabs open at the same time!
Even I'm amazed I can have so much shit to do on a comp.

Aha! I remembered what I was blogging about.
I saw thise dude, he typed out a WHOLE PARA about 6 sentences with about 7 words in each. And his typing style was like this.

hI EvErYbOdY, i Am A fReAk. pLs ThRoW tOmAtOeS At mE.

Man, did u know how long I took to type that out? 2 full minutes!
I know! It's amazing how some people can do it so effortlessly.

Signing off,
The Awesomness
PiNk!

I'm not emo!

I'm thinking of changing my whole blogging attitude, and blogskin.
I mean, whenever I look at it, it seems like some emo kid is blogging about how much her life sucks.
So, I'm getting a new BRIGHT blogskin soon. BTW, soon means 4 to 5 months or so.
And, I'm changing my blogging style!
That's right!
No more, "You hurt me. I hate you" Jojo.
It's now, "Pink iz lyk, sooo totally aWeSoMe!" Jojo.
Man, it's gonna be tough. Oh well. Deal with it, the near to zero people who read my blog.

Ok, I mean, I was lyk, at the grocery store today, and lyk, I didn't know what to eat! *Giggles* So lyk, I looked at the cold white part, and there was loads of these frozon things, so I lyk, took this pizza thingy, and accidentally took the mixed toppings pizza thingy! *Giggles!* & then, I lyk, went home and got my Daddy to microwave it for me. And then, I lyk, ate it. (Oops, grammer is too good.) i lyk, ate a lot. so lyk, i became lyk, FAT! *shrieks* and then i lyk, cried.

So, how's that? Good? If you managed to read through it, there's a PINK! cookie for u!

;)

My thumb hurts

Ouch.

There's like a swollen line on my right thumb.

It hurts whenever I touch it.

I think it formed while I was washing my shoes.

Typing of which,

I washed 3 shoes.

1 pair and a half.

:)

I gained 2 kg.

By carrying a 5kg bag up 100 flights of stairs.

Ok fine, maybe I was stuffing myself with wanton noodles a few hours before. But I believe it had nothing to do with the 2kg!

I haven't finished my homework.

Not planning to finish it anyway.

Screw homework.

Look, I'm crying

You spread those rumours.
They're rumours.
Not true.
A lie.

You're my friend.
You helped them.
You're two-sided.
A fake.

You all believe her.
Because she's your friend.
You all don't believe me.
Because I'm not your friend.
But when have you ever given me an unbiased chance?

Don't worry.
I'll change.
Change back into the old me.
The me who kept everything inside.
After all, if I do that, no one will hate me anymore.
Except for myself.
After all, if I do that, no one will be "hurt" anymore.
Except for me.

But I'll do it.
I'll lie.
I'll swallow up my feelings.
After all, that's what everyone wants, right?
Just not me.

Seems like I'm alone on this one

I have to put on this mask.
This stupid smile.
Inside I'm hurting you know?

Damn everyone who hates me.
I don't care about you.
You're as important to me as an ant I'm about to crush.

I refuse to cry for you all.
I refuse.

Oh. My. Goodness.

He is a freak.
A weirdo.
Suffers from bipolar disorder.

He pisses me off.
He has no life.
He can only communicate through the comp.

You know who he is?

Oh god.

My stomach is doing backflips.

So unfair, my stomach is better at gymnastics than me.

Damn, must be something I ate.

Maybe it's the milk and spicy chicken wing and ice cream.

Or maybe it was the spicy fish with water and ice kachang.

I don't know.

All I know is that I put on another 1 kg!

Sad.

Fat.

Maybe I have to join the TAF club.

Or do I mean FAT club?

Nahh, that's just mean.

I haven't finished my homework.

Have you?

I'm fat.

Are you?

Signing off,

The Awesomeness.

You made me cry

I think I know why people hate me.
It's because,
I'm talkative
I'm a show-off
I'm irritating
I'm sort of vulgar

And that because Ima lesbian. ;)
Watch out girls.
THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT.
Honestly, do I really act like a lesbian?

Tommorrow is April Fools Day.
Kristi is gonna help me.
I will emerge as the victor.

I cried.
Outside I act indifferent, inside I'm shattered.
You made me cry.

People piss me off

*Sigh*

I didn't post for a long long long long LONG*100000000 time.

From the time I last post to now, a saga of stuff happened.

I just gonna say the mains.

First, I changed class to Humility 6.

Next, *someone* betrayed me. I was damn sad.

Third, I had my exams. Actually, this should be second but I'm too lazy to change it.

Fourth, I got my results back. Don't ask, I sucked.

Fifth!!!!! The person who betrayed me said sorry. Now I'm playing matchmaker again.

Done.

Next, I'll elaborate.

First of all, I have about 15 wrinkles on my forehead.

Second, it's because of people.

Third, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE PISS ME OFF!!!!!!!

Foruth, I spelled fourth wrong. :)

Fifth, too lazy to go back and change it.

Sixth, I'm bored.

Seventh, I discovered Tokio Hotel.

Eighth, I like some of their songs.

Ninth, I'm sweating.

Tenth, it's hot.

There! How perfect! My, aren't all those points so detailed and important?

Now's the start of the Term 1 holidays.

Yippee.

I'm very enthusiastic about being forced to revise math.

VERY very enthusiastic.

So enthusiastic I'm jumping for joy.

Yippee yippee.

Pee.

Hee.

Heehee.

The weather is so hot!!!!!!!!

The torture triples when I'm wearing my school uniform because my uniform's material conducts heat 1000000 times better than metal.

Now, I'm gonna elaborate on the people who piss me off.

I feel extremely safe letting out everything here because no one reads this.

:)

Wait, click.

It became one of my fav songs.

Let me test out whether that link works or not.

Yay! It does!

The first person that pisses me off is _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

The next is *cough*

Then the third is this person.

I'm gonna cut short this post because my parents are back.

SCHOOL!!!!

Did I blog about this yet?

I don't think so.

My memory sucks, as you can see.

I updated my blog on lead.com.

My very first post.

I'm so proud of myself. *wipes away tear rolling down cheeks*

Guess what?

I started school!!!!

I'm in Peace 6!

I had a chance to move to Patience but I declined!

Because the english teacher is MEAN. :(

Then, I got forcibly moveed by the principle.

So I'm actually in Humility 6 guys.

It's okay. Although I think someone in the class hates me.

Oh well.

I dislike that someone too.

That someone is so rude.

Oh no! What if the someone reads this?

To hell with that.

My math sucks.

It really does.

I'll probably get moved again after CA1.

Pray for me.

I don't want to re-adjust again.

:)

Guess what?

I'm writing a new story!

And this time, it's from the perspective of a boy!

Cheers!

Oh yes, did I list my New year's Resolutions yet?

I didn't think so.

So here they are, although their quite late.

• Stop arguing with my mother so much.

That's quite impossible though.

• Ace my math. -.- I don't even have to explain that.

That's it guys!

Bye!

Have a killer year!

Oh yes, I almost forgot,

My friends have gone.

Hype

There's this new drama on Channel 8 right now, it's called "Together". It's deemed as the "Mediacorp blockbuster of the year"

I pui!

I thought it would be interesting and original but it turned out to just be another drama. I think the Mediacorp punks are gonna be promoting their dramas like this from now on.

"The best drama! From the producers of Portrait of Home! Another drama with the same cast and the same story!"

STFU. Seriously, Together just seems like another normal drama. So did the little Nyonya. Why the hype? And the sudden rush of DYT in these dramas, urgh! He's ugly, he can't act and he's so boring. I can't imagine how Jeantte Aw can stand acting next to him! She probably earns $1 million every second of standing next to DYT. Speaking of her, the way she talks is so weird now. I liked it before. Now she just sounds like she holding her breath when she talks.

I can make a much more original drama script.

So the story takes place in a Bak Ku Teh shop. The mother is a bitch. The father is estranged from the wife. They have two very ugly sons and a gorgeous daughter. The daughter is the best friend of a rich guy and the guy is wooing her throughout the drama. The daughter turns out to be lesbian. The mother gets so angry she leaves, the father is unaffected. Then the sons both fall in love with this girl named Choo Choo. The brothers set each other up then they fight and both of them fall off a buliding. And the daughter who married a butch overseas, finds out she has TTP. On the honeymoon, she dies tragically. The father suffers a heart attack when he finds out. Then on the last episode, he remains in a coma, the mother returns and steals the money. Choo Choo stops her and accidentally kills her but she doesn't go to jail.. It is then revealed Choo Choo is the butch who married the daughter. She takes care of the brother and the father.

There? Nice, right? Very wacky right? I actually took bits and pieces from random dramas. But hey, it takes REAl talent to be able to piece them up like that. And all the new dramas are just copies of old ones.

Oops, I'm supposed to be doing homework!

2010!!!!

Happy New year!!!!

Let's celebrate the start and the end of the a decade!!!
YAY!!!!!

*Sigh* Unfortunately, the start of a new year also indicates the start of a new school year.

Urgh! My school is so stingy! This year, they changed the school uniform's material to Nylon! Or some other cheap cloth. It's so uncomfortable! Expecially the PE pants. It feels like I'm wearing plastic. Maybe I am. '_'

This year, the school decided to repaint everything a horrible shade of gray and white. Now the hand railings look horrible with a dark-green-mixed-with-white colour. The class rooms have this shade of blue that makes me cringe whenever I see it. The worst thing is, the staircase I take is still being painted, so it stinks like hell in there.

My Math and Chi teacher and Eng take my class down late for recess. I have a very delicate stomach. If I don't eat enough I get stomach pains and I'll keep on thinking about Maggi Mee thus I won't be concentrating on the teacher's crappy speach. That actually is a perfect alibi for not doing homework, you know.

(Scenario- I didn't do homework)

Miss Saddist (MS) :JOANNA!! Why didn't you do homework?

Me: I didn't know how to do homework.

MS: Why didn't you pay attention?

Me: Because I was too hungry. It's all the school's fault. And yours. I didn't eat enough.

MS: Screams in terror as the class shouts their agreements and forms a riot.

See? It's perfect! I'm actually thinking of packing junk food for lunch because the school keeps ripping us off. Milo used to be 60 cents, then 70, then 80, then it increased to 90 this year. Same quantity, different price. The snack store used to sell packets of oreos in 3's for 50 cents. I was at this mini-mart and I saw a packet containing at least 10 oreos selling for only $1!!! WTF?!!!

I'm amazed at how easily any post I write always ends up becoming a another post full of complaints.

Anyway, I swear, I'll somehow earn the money to hire a lawyer and sue PHPPS. I swear by my love for maggots. I'll sue for air-contamination, causing my digestive system harm(which may be, gasp!, permanent!), and paying unreasonable prices for low quality uniforms!

But I still love PHPPS!!!!! 4eva!!!

Happy new year! It's my year! The TIGER!!!!