While I'm waiting

I wrote a bit of my Langkawi post which is coming soon, but the pictures is really getting on my nerves. I'm waiting for them to upload, but something keeps going wrong. I HAVE DID IT ABOUT 5 TIMES NOW but it won't work! I'm trying again though. Anyway, writing my plan on what to do if I become president. It's awesome!!

My house is raided by ants at the moment. We thought they would die during our holiday, but no. Ants are super dieters. The minute we stepped into the house yesterday night, they were crawling on our feet. Okay, over exxaggeration but it's close I tell you. So today my father went out and bought 4 types of ant poison becuase the old one obviously not working. Our ants have mutated to be immune, I guess. Actually no, I KNOW. 'Cause I see the ants actually come back for seconds. Maddening? Yes. And since this is distracting me from writing my awesome plan, I guess this is the end.

Isn't it weird?

Isn't it weird, how my "A" key dosn't work 95% of the time?

Isn't it weird, Hotmail regonizes almost anything with an "@" as an e-mail?

Isn't it weird, The Swissotel's buffet is getting from bad to worst?

Isn't it weird, to not reply to my e-mail?

Isn't it weird, how dead my hair is?

Isn't it weird how people think the world is going to end in 2012?

Isn't it weird you managed to read through this crap?

The sun is setting.

So, um, so...

Yeah, so...

Uh huh, so...

Oh!

I'm in Singapore!

And I'm gonna stay here until April.

I missed my chance to say goodbye to my friends.

*Sigh*

So, so...

And um, so...

Oh!

The flights sucked.

The food was even worst.

*Sigh*

I'm super down.

*Sigh*

I'm also super surprise at a love confession.

*Sigh*

*Sigh*

*Sigh*

I'm super down.

*Sigh*

I have to say it.

I.

Miss.

America.

Not the house, but the people.

Actually, specifically, my classmates.

This guy used to tease me.

I got used to it.

And my friends.

I miss America.

I can't believe it.

I mean I hate it so much.

Then suddenly,

I leave and...

*Sigh*

Deja Vu.

*Sigh*

Deja Vu

*Sigh*

So, um, so...

This sucks.

*Sigh*

I'm super down.

*Sigh*

Singapore

Guess what people?
I'm going back to Singapore!
On Nov 20.
And no, it's not for holiday.
I'm staying until April.
So yes, I'm going back to Pei Hwa.
*Sigh* Exams.
Anyway, much as I'm happy,
I have to leave certain people. Well,I have grown to like America.
At least, just the people.
Like my crush.
He's so cute!
And my friends.
They're quite nice.
More of my crush.
Because he's soo dreamy, and nice and cute. But sometimes he can be o stubborn. Secrets are meant to be told!
*Clears throat*
Anyway, I'm very excited.
Nothing else to say so, ta-ta!

Halloween

Yes, I'm blogging about Halloween.

I noe, it ended a few days ago.

I'm blogging a little about Halloween then the most of this post would be about JORDAN KNOXX and CULLEN PIPER.

Yes, that's for the child pedos reading this.

So, where were we?

Oh yes, Halloween.

Well, see, I was going as a killer clown. It was the most awesome-ness costume until something happened. Someone... poured some beeping juice on the hour before trick- or- treating. Then I was forced to wear a beeping barbie costume.

Then I went to get moi's candy.

Next up on Firefly cove!

The two ugly maggots!

Guest starring..

Clay

Tim

Jen

Main stars!

The pure

JOANNA!!

Next..

The ugly and stupid and faggoty

Cullen Piper!

and her fiancee!

Jordan Knoxx.

They reign from the land of ugly and are rulers because they are the ugliest.

Today, Cullen threw a baby carrot in my scalloped potatoes. I called them faggots. Then Clay started laughing like xiao, because I'm apparently "super hilarious when I cuss".

Anyway, let's flash back to today. Today, Anudeepa was supposed to move to the Iron in this game. We play in SS. But he made a freakin' last minute decision and moved to the 100 square. Idiot, made me cuss, in front of the teacher. Thank God she's deaf.

Ooh! World Series!

Blog next time!

Strawberries!

Guess what?
Did you guess?
Come on, guess!
Fine, for not guessing, I won't tell you.
Stop bothering me.
Fine, I'll tell you.
But you can't tell anyone else.
Or else...
I have a Katana.
Here's the secret.
I.
Ate.
STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't tell anyone!
I bet you think I'm insane. Well, I'm not. These strawberries are special.
They're organic and came freshly from a garden.
Not just any garden, idiot.
The Great Super Beautful Gorgeous Long-haired Intelligent JOANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s parents.
Duh. I didn't buy the garden so obviously it's not mine. Plus, I'm not that obnoxious. Pfft.
So you get why I'm so happy, right?
And yes, we have a garden. Maybe I'll post some pictures tommorow morning when the typhoon outside is gone. But it'll be wet so I guess I'll have to delay it. Then it'll be Monday. Where I have to go to school. I guess I won't post any pics then. Aww.
Not my loss.
I'm not that heartless lah.
If I don't post, I'll pay every one of you who read my blog 2 cups of air!!!
Aren't I generous?
Anyway, it tasted super nice.
Sriously, it was sweet and red but kinda small.
I let my mother eat the other one.
Duh.
I'm filial.
My father wasn't here mah.
And my sis didn't do anything. Not even water ok!
I plowed the land. And broke the earth. With my father. I'm not that strong.
Speaking of which, we also had bok-choi, cabbage, rock melon (not much, there was this stupid cat that kept eating them.), tomatoes, green peppers, spring onion, basically crap lah. Okay fine, the stawberries and rock melons and bok-choi and cabbages and tomatoes were nice. The green pepper was nice too, in salads.

Guess what I'm listening too?
Guess! Ok fine, it starts with a "F".
It's...
Fireflies!
It sounds nice.
But my sis says the guy is gay because no guy can be that sweet.
Is she right?
Half-right, I guess. No guy can be that sweet but he definitely is NOT gay.
Is he?
Question for u to ponder until I blog again.
Bye!
P.S. The only reason why I picked a topic like strawberries was because I was bored and felt like blogging.
Bye!

I hate you.

I hate you.
For lotsa things. You know who you are.
For breaking my Japan-only-can-find pen.
For breaking my corrction pen.
For breaking my hair ties.
For poking holes in my eraser.
For teeming up with Anudeepa and bullying me.
For breaking my heart.
You know who you are.
I hate you.
Hate.
You broke my heart, just like that.
You shuned me for no freakin reason watsoever.
Why?!
I hate you.
You know who you are.

Ah, that felt good. The person I hate probably doesn't read this crap but it feels so good to have this burden off my heart.
As a sidenote, my last blog post was the longest ever post!
Yippee!
Bye!

Bored to death

Does anyone here feel bored too?

No one?

Not fair.

I'm bored. At least u peeps in Singapore have exams to content with. You guys get to study. Not that I don't hav exams, I hav DSTP next week. DSTP stands for Dumb Stupid Toilet Paper. Surprisingly, other people think it's Delaware School Testing Crap. Oh wait, it's Delaware State Testing Program.

Ah well.

It's so weird. School starts in September so we only have one month worth of teaching. Even weirder is that we only test on Science and Social Studies. Not math, english or Writing. Weird right? Oh, even more weird. We're testing Pri 4 and 5 science and Social Studies. Why didn't they test it last year?

But I'm not studying because it's so boring. Reading the same info over and over again, who can feel interested?

*Cough* Timothy *Cough*

Ooh, I'm coughing, must be Swine Flu!

Oops, H1N1

Ai yah, it's so boring. Bored bored bored.

Oh well, I guess I'll go to the library.

Ooh, my ears ache!

Must be the symptoms of Swine Flu!

Oops, nope. It's the symptom of uglysistersingingherheadoffverybadlyitis.

She used to sing ok. Now, she wants to mimic cutsie pies and sing in a high-pitched 4-year old voice.

Urgh!

Ah, well, I'm bored.

Did I mention that?

I didn't? Even though I clearly said that about I-don't-noe-how-many-times in this post?

Ah well, I'm too bored to tell u I'm bored.

Are u guys reading every word of this?

Or r u guys skipping lines?

You know, some people add random sentences to confuse people who skip lines.

Chalia giggled nervously at Tenebor. He turned a shade of green and puked his wonderful lunch of peas. Oops, it wasn't peas, it just looked like peas.

Ooh, if u're reading this now at 12.53 a.m. in Singapore, u might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

U might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

U might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

*sigh*

Ah well, - wait, how many times hav I said "Ah well"?

Don't know?

Me too!

But I'm too bored to count.

Do u noe how bored I am?

Ah well, I'm too bored to tell u how bored I am.

Wow, sudden sense of Deja Vu!

It's freezing here.

I wish I was in sunny Florida.

But too bad, I'm bored to death in cold cold cold Delaware.

I guess I'll go to the library. Did I say that already?

I think I did.

Ah well.

I recently went for a check-up and the doc said I was suffering from short-term memory loss.

What nonsense. I'm perfectly fine!

Did I mention I was diagnosed with short-term memory loss?

What nonsense. I'm perfectly fine!

If you read every single word of this,

u must have read a whole lot of nonsense.

To reward u,

Click!

Ooh, poor thing. Did I mention it's October Fool's day?

Poor u, if u clicked that.

You could actually press Shift throught the whole thing.

Ooh, I have to go to the library!

Ciao!

My report card

First of all, I don't not like my grades. I love them. Btw, for those who r wondering, my interim reports states

English-A
Math-A
Social Studies-A+
Gym-A+
Music-A+
Scinece-A

Yeah, pretty nice.

What irks me is that Anudeepa got straight A+'s. Hey, he didn't do most of the work. As a group, we should have the same points. And I know that for math we got almost the same marks.

Second, I love my grade! For the first time, I got an A+ on Music! Yeah, baby!

Third, I just wanna revive my blog. XD

Did I mention I love gum? I didn't? Ok,

I lurve gum
I love gum
I like gum
I adore gum
Gum
Gum
Gum
GUM!!!!

Yup, I'm bored, chewing on a piece of gum. Anyway, I was doing research in Computers and I just realise that Nightwish is a Heavy Metal band. I just thought they were rock. Oh well, I still love their music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGLnoUEbld8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZn7k5rZLQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4LyKd-Hws&feature=channel

And my all time fav!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UztEfwHt14

You know, now as I listen to them, it does have hints of heavy metal. But I thought that was rock. Ah well.

Jo

Damn you, Jordan Knoxx!

First of all, I don't cuss normally.

Unfortunately, I did. At SCHOOL. During lunch. Thank God the teachers didn't hear.

I like to clarify that he called me a bitch first. So I retaliated. He been saying all these things for 2 weeks now, I was fed up with it.

I'm not going to tell what was said, but it's quite dirty and mean and low.
I had a cussing war. Then I stopped. It was too dirty. So I started throwing stuff at him. Hey, he threw stuff b4 too. I was mad because he was insulting Singapore, saying they didn't wear clothes and lived in boxes. So I kicked him. Hard. I wished I kicked him, there.

Then lunch ended.
The cuss war ended.

Walt Disney must be turning in his grave

Okay, this post contains some vulgarities.

Did I ever mention how much I think Disney has changed from 2 years ago? 2 years ago, Disney was very "innocent". They had shows like Kim Possible, Totally spies. Now, they have Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly place. I have no problem with these shows. It's just so maddening seeing how spoilt the kids are. How they act so damn brattish. Take Alex in Wizards of Waverly Place for example, she bullies her brothers, her best friend Harper, her parents, her school mates and practically everyone. It's not funny, it's downright mean. And we have Miley Stewart in Hannah Montana, did I mention how spoilt she is? How obnoxious she is? She's not a goddess. It's just because so many little kids watch Hannah Montana and it gets stuck in their young impressionable mids. I miss the old Disney, when it was actually funny. I know they aren't like that in real life. But young minds still get poisoned. They see Alex dumping a tray of food on her brother, they do it to their mother, father, family or friends. To be honest, this type of actions are deemed bitchy. Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus act like bitches in their respective Disney shows. What sucks is that Disney doesn't even have a "Contact Us" on their site. They spreading the wrong message. Now their organizing this ongoing campaign for friendship. Does friendship involve bullying their best friends? No,it doesn't. Walt Disney loved children. Do you think he wants a television channel named after him to be teaching young children bad influence? Phineus and Ferb was actually funny, it wasn't mean. It was like a memoir of the old Disney. I want the old Disney back.

Jojo

Never to take things at face value

Sappy title, I know. But really, when listening to an argumet, listen to both sides. Expecialy if the side you listen to is sick and spoilt.

Not naming anyone, though. What I feel sad is that girls backstab each other much more than guys do. It's pretty sad. I feel lucky for the guys.

Currently listening to Pirates of the Carribean on guitar! He's so darn cool. I wish I could play the guitar like him.

Running outa things to say. But I wanna play around with the colours a bit.

Anyway, I'mgonna talk about my class this year. First up, the guys. Can you say stupid, rude and ugly as a mother toad? And the girls, backstabbing B******. At least some of them are.

Today we had our first pep rally. My team didn't win any event. But, still, we won the trophy because of some weird reason. Probably felt sorry for us.

Gotta go. BB

Sister!

Guess what just happened?! My sister called me a " Censored Censored Censored that like a Censored.

Now u noe why I hate my sis. I bet u must be thinking, 'Joanna must have done something bad'. I didn't.

There was a house spider(harmless) and so I was trying to whack it with my sis shouting in my ear. Then it escaped and went away. And then she shouted that at me and a lot others I do not want to put on my blog, even if it is in censored form. She's afraid bcause she thinks the spider will bite us and we all will die.

Joy, she's now aplogizing. But won't I be an idiot to forgive her? Plus, I never even insulted her back. I guess I'll wait till the day after to forgive her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6eswhgOKk

I like that song. It's funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmDttNXrqsM

Check the other videos by them too. Ral funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QwZqbLpVlM

That's funny too. Ha.

That's all I can find.

School.

Today, I went to my 3rd day of school.I like the social Studies teacher. I don't like my form teacher. So mean. My science teacher is mean. The girls in my class are bitchy while the boys are mean. I hate my class. Wish I was in Singapore where everyone is like me.
Anyway, I need someone to comment on "It's too late" in Amranthia, Hungry Boar Tavern. To find it, you have to set ur settings to "from the begginning" 'cause I haven't updated it in a long long time.
Kristi, if ur reading this, reply to my e-mail! So long oredi!
Social studies is fun. I like Miss fox.
WEll, I usually don't blog much so I guess I'll end now.
I think I'm gonna revamp my blog.

Damn it all!

Okay, I usually don't swear but this is infuriating! I have to get the schedule for my freakin school but the website they have it on has problems. Now what? Stupid. Plus, my summer homework is on that stupid site. Damn it all. Stupid, stupid.
Plus, my friends are all the way on the other side of the world! I can hardly communicate with them without waiting 12 hours. Stupid, stupid.

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Solved!

After thinking for a second, I decide to call my friend! Tommorow! Why? Because I can't call at night since she might be sleeping, not now since she might eating dinner. I'll call tommorow at 3:30. Or around that time. So if she's reading this she might send an e-mail whether that time is okay.
Concerning my report, I'll do it tommorow also! After all, my motto is : Procrastinate, procrastinate and you'll get happiness!

Dillemas.

I don't think I spelled that right but I'm not gonna care.
I don't know whether to call my friend. My throat just healed but I still sound like a frog. I don't want her to think I have a frog-like voice.
Another one is about my school report. I don't wanna do it but since the holidays are ending I know I have to finish it quickly. But it's so boring!
Dilemas, dilemas.

Bored to death

I'm so bored. I have nothing to do. So, blog lah.

Is anyone reading this? If there are please comment so at least I know my woes can be heard. I wonder if Bugis junction is still open despite the fact it's national day. I am so BORED. NOTHING to do. Why? Argh! I guess I'll just type randomly. Ooh, found a quiz!

NOW FOR GONROD'S SURVEY.
Where are you?
Computer, duhh, at home. Sinagpore
Look up, then look back, what do you see?
Lights glaring into my eyes. I'm blinded!
Last thing you ate?
Bread crumbs.
Last thing you thought?
Stupid ants.
You have a million dollars what do you do?
I'll buy a big hoouse and invite all my friends to saty and we'll go to Florida Disneyland. Then we'll buy the rights to keep a certain Timothy as a pet. Then it's torture time! Mwahaha!
What are you eating/drinking right now?
Air...
Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?
No globe.
Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, word 3, what does it say and what book is it?
Zelda. Pirate Pandemonium by Mel Odom.
Turn on the TV; what show is on?
Yummy lunchbox?
Type your name w/ your elbow
juopanjnma lio
FAIL.
Now, type your name with your nose:
u90qjhjhqab ol,8
WTH?
Type your name w/ out looking
Joanna Li
HAHA!
Type your name on a phone w/ out looking
Jopanna Apjli
(OMG WTF)
Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see?
Yellow chair. What an ugly shade.
What do you think of when you hear the name George Bush?
How sad...
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?
Crayons.

Well, I had fun. You can use this quiz anytime.

Quiz time!

What's a blog without quizzes?

Quiz #1
1.Real name: Joanna Li
2.Nickname: Jojo, Joni
3.Zodiac Sign: Leo
4.Male or Female: Female
5.Elementary: Pei Hwa Presbyterian Primary & OBL
6.Middle School: AGW
7.High School: Probably Appo high
8.Hair colour: Black
9.Tall or short: Average
10. Loud or quiet: Mostly quiet
11.Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
12.Phone or Camera: Camera!
13.Health Freak: No!
14.Drink or Smoke : NOOO!
15.Do you have a crush on someone? Well, you can say that.
16.Eat or Drink: Both of 'em
17.Piercings: None. Maybe in the future?
18.Tattoos: NO!

I'm sick.

Yes, I'm sick. My throat hurts, my nose is blocked, I'm sneezing every mimute. And right now, I got the hiccups. Do you know the feeling of sneezing when a hiccup comes on?

Anyway, my father extended my stay in Singapore to the 20th. I am loving my vacation! I love the food, my books and toys. And my friends. I'm finally on the same timeline with them.

Gotta go!

New Gucci bag!

OMG! Can you believe it? The new Gucci bag just came out! Now, the nerds will think I'm even more of a goddess. I will be channeling Malibu barbie for my prom dance. With my new Gucci bag! I think I'm gonna need a new manicure!

Yup. My new theme for the week :Airhead. I'm going to be the best airhead eva! My new chant: Prada, Gucci. Prada Gucci! Im look pretty!

Just kidding. Although a manicure does sound good.I just wanted to say I'll probably be blogging regularly without sarcasm, Okay, maybe a bit. Know why? I found my diary and decided to write in it regulary. So I decided to give this a chance too. Hooray. I'm probably going to update my mixpod too. And maybe change a few things.

Singapore-again!

Hey, guess what?
I"m in Singapore! Yeah, 14 days. That's the good news.
Northwest lost my baggage. That's the bad news.
Also, my Birthday's on 31st of July. I got this really nice sofa thingy. My only regret is that I didn't get this Aveyond 3, Gates of night game. I wish someone would buy it for me. Hint hint.
I love rambutans. I never realised that until I went to America. America has plums, apples, oranges, burgers, hotdogs, pizza and junk foods. I love Singapore! I love its foods. But this years theme song for National day is kinda, meh. I wonder why all the theme songs are so cheesy.

Random Things

I'm not going to post any pictures. Ha!

Long time since I posted. Totally forgot until my very dear friend reminded me. Thanks Kristi!
Well, I have nothing to blog about anyway. Well, my turtle ran away and I wasted money buying it's crap. Argh! @#$%! On the bright side, ... ... oh wait, there's no bright side! @#$%! @#$%! My sister is the most annoying sister in the whole world! I hate her! Also, I hate US! It's so da-rn dangerous! And all the anime that comes under its hands become crap! Argh! Argh!

Myself

As, you all know, I'm a person living on Earth. I'm also a girl. I have long hair that reaches to the middle of my back, and normal facial features. I like writing stories, which unfortunately, my teachers think is wonderful. So, my teacher kept my best story ever. Okay, maybe not my best. On the other hand, I wouldn't post it here anyway. This is a blog! Also, I just like to say, Hitler should die a more hurtful death. And, I hate the cultural revolution in China. And , the US Civil War might have ended differently if all the women worked for the South. Take that, Men! Also, I have friends. And, on my next post, I will put up a picture of my class. BTW, as much as I love women rights, I do NOT want to be in the army.

And, as a side note, go to this link. -http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2362254782

It has really funny pictures.
BB

Pizza

Don't you think pizza is the most delicious food ever? You don't? Good for you! Pizza tastes like crap. So oily! No wonder people who love pizza are usually fat. Everyone should switch to beef raviolli. Raviolli tastes really good!

First post. Yay.

My blog. Yay. I wonder if anyone reads this. Hmm, do you know what's Aveyond? You don't? Go to Amaranthia.com. Anyway, today, I finished another chapter of my story. Yay! Also, I just found out Nissin cup noodles have bug infestations before! And, um, I'm very bored. Bye.