Strawberries!

Guess what?
Did you guess?
Come on, guess!
Fine, for not guessing, I won't tell you.
Stop bothering me.
Fine, I'll tell you.
But you can't tell anyone else.
Or else...
I have a Katana.
Here's the secret.
I.
Ate.
STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't tell anyone!
I bet you think I'm insane. Well, I'm not. These strawberries are special.
They're organic and came freshly from a garden.
Not just any garden, idiot.
The Great Super Beautful Gorgeous Long-haired Intelligent JOANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s parents.
Duh. I didn't buy the garden so obviously it's not mine. Plus, I'm not that obnoxious. Pfft.
So you get why I'm so happy, right?
And yes, we have a garden. Maybe I'll post some pictures tommorow morning when the typhoon outside is gone. But it'll be wet so I guess I'll have to delay it. Then it'll be Monday. Where I have to go to school. I guess I won't post any pics then. Aww.
Not my loss.
I'm not that heartless lah.
If I don't post, I'll pay every one of you who read my blog 2 cups of air!!!
Aren't I generous?
Anyway, it tasted super nice.
Sriously, it was sweet and red but kinda small.
I let my mother eat the other one.
Duh.
I'm filial.
My father wasn't here mah.
And my sis didn't do anything. Not even water ok!
I plowed the land. And broke the earth. With my father. I'm not that strong.
Speaking of which, we also had bok-choi, cabbage, rock melon (not much, there was this stupid cat that kept eating them.), tomatoes, green peppers, spring onion, basically crap lah. Okay fine, the stawberries and rock melons and bok-choi and cabbages and tomatoes were nice. The green pepper was nice too, in salads.

Guess what I'm listening too?
Guess! Ok fine, it starts with a "F".
It's...
Fireflies!
It sounds nice.
But my sis says the guy is gay because no guy can be that sweet.
Is she right?
Half-right, I guess. No guy can be that sweet but he definitely is NOT gay.
Is he?
Question for u to ponder until I blog again.
Bye!
P.S. The only reason why I picked a topic like strawberries was because I was bored and felt like blogging.
Bye!