Strawberries!

Guess what?
Did you guess?
Come on, guess!
Fine, for not guessing, I won't tell you.
Stop bothering me.
Fine, I'll tell you.
But you can't tell anyone else.
Or else...
I have a Katana.
Here's the secret.
I.
Ate.
STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't tell anyone!
I bet you think I'm insane. Well, I'm not. These strawberries are special.
They're organic and came freshly from a garden.
Not just any garden, idiot.
The Great Super Beautful Gorgeous Long-haired Intelligent JOANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s parents.
Duh. I didn't buy the garden so obviously it's not mine. Plus, I'm not that obnoxious. Pfft.
So you get why I'm so happy, right?
And yes, we have a garden. Maybe I'll post some pictures tommorow morning when the typhoon outside is gone. But it'll be wet so I guess I'll have to delay it. Then it'll be Monday. Where I have to go to school. I guess I won't post any pics then. Aww.
Not my loss.
I'm not that heartless lah.
If I don't post, I'll pay every one of you who read my blog 2 cups of air!!!
Aren't I generous?
Anyway, it tasted super nice.
Sriously, it was sweet and red but kinda small.
I let my mother eat the other one.
Duh.
I'm filial.
My father wasn't here mah.
And my sis didn't do anything. Not even water ok!
I plowed the land. And broke the earth. With my father. I'm not that strong.
Speaking of which, we also had bok-choi, cabbage, rock melon (not much, there was this stupid cat that kept eating them.), tomatoes, green peppers, spring onion, basically crap lah. Okay fine, the stawberries and rock melons and bok-choi and cabbages and tomatoes were nice. The green pepper was nice too, in salads.

Guess what I'm listening too?
Guess! Ok fine, it starts with a "F".
It's...
Fireflies!
It sounds nice.
But my sis says the guy is gay because no guy can be that sweet.
Is she right?
Half-right, I guess. No guy can be that sweet but he definitely is NOT gay.
Is he?
Question for u to ponder until I blog again.
Bye!
P.S. The only reason why I picked a topic like strawberries was because I was bored and felt like blogging.
Bye!

I hate you.

I hate you.
For lotsa things. You know who you are.
For breaking my Japan-only-can-find pen.
For breaking my corrction pen.
For breaking my hair ties.
For poking holes in my eraser.
For teeming up with Anudeepa and bullying me.
For breaking my heart.
You know who you are.
I hate you.
Hate.
You broke my heart, just like that.
You shuned me for no freakin reason watsoever.
Why?!
I hate you.
You know who you are.

Ah, that felt good. The person I hate probably doesn't read this crap but it feels so good to have this burden off my heart.
As a sidenote, my last blog post was the longest ever post!
Yippee!
Bye!

Bored to death

Does anyone here feel bored too?

No one?

Not fair.

I'm bored. At least u peeps in Singapore have exams to content with. You guys get to study. Not that I don't hav exams, I hav DSTP next week. DSTP stands for Dumb Stupid Toilet Paper. Surprisingly, other people think it's Delaware School Testing Crap. Oh wait, it's Delaware State Testing Program.

Ah well.

It's so weird. School starts in September so we only have one month worth of teaching. Even weirder is that we only test on Science and Social Studies. Not math, english or Writing. Weird right? Oh, even more weird. We're testing Pri 4 and 5 science and Social Studies. Why didn't they test it last year?

But I'm not studying because it's so boring. Reading the same info over and over again, who can feel interested?

*Cough* Timothy *Cough*

Ooh, I'm coughing, must be Swine Flu!

Oops, H1N1

Ai yah, it's so boring. Bored bored bored.

Oh well, I guess I'll go to the library.

Ooh, my ears ache!

Must be the symptoms of Swine Flu!

Oops, nope. It's the symptom of uglysistersingingherheadoffverybadlyitis.

She used to sing ok. Now, she wants to mimic cutsie pies and sing in a high-pitched 4-year old voice.

Urgh!

Ah, well, I'm bored.

Did I mention that?

I didn't? Even though I clearly said that about I-don't-noe-how-many-times in this post?

Ah well, I'm too bored to tell u I'm bored.

Are u guys reading every word of this?

Or r u guys skipping lines?

You know, some people add random sentences to confuse people who skip lines.

Chalia giggled nervously at Tenebor. He turned a shade of green and puked his wonderful lunch of peas. Oops, it wasn't peas, it just looked like peas.

Ooh, if u're reading this now at 12.53 a.m. in Singapore, u might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

U might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

U might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

*sigh*

Ah well, - wait, how many times hav I said "Ah well"?

Don't know?

Me too!

But I'm too bored to count.

Do u noe how bored I am?

Ah well, I'm too bored to tell u how bored I am.

Wow, sudden sense of Deja Vu!

It's freezing here.

I wish I was in sunny Florida.

But too bad, I'm bored to death in cold cold cold Delaware.

I guess I'll go to the library. Did I say that already?

I think I did.

Ah well.

I recently went for a check-up and the doc said I was suffering from short-term memory loss.

What nonsense. I'm perfectly fine!

Did I mention I was diagnosed with short-term memory loss?

What nonsense. I'm perfectly fine!

If you read every single word of this,

u must have read a whole lot of nonsense.

To reward u,

Click!

Ooh, poor thing. Did I mention it's October Fool's day?

Poor u, if u clicked that.

You could actually press Shift throught the whole thing.

Ooh, I have to go to the library!

Ciao!

My report card

First of all, I don't not like my grades. I love them. Btw, for those who r wondering, my interim reports states

English-A
Math-A
Social Studies-A+
Gym-A+
Music-A+
Scinece-A

Yeah, pretty nice.

What irks me is that Anudeepa got straight A+'s. Hey, he didn't do most of the work. As a group, we should have the same points. And I know that for math we got almost the same marks.

Second, I love my grade! For the first time, I got an A+ on Music! Yeah, baby!

Third, I just wanna revive my blog. XD

Did I mention I love gum? I didn't? Ok,

I lurve gum
I love gum
I like gum
I adore gum
Gum
Gum
Gum
GUM!!!!

Yup, I'm bored, chewing on a piece of gum. Anyway, I was doing research in Computers and I just realise that Nightwish is a Heavy Metal band. I just thought they were rock. Oh well, I still love their music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGLnoUEbld8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZn7k5rZLQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4LyKd-Hws&feature=channel

And my all time fav!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UztEfwHt14

You know, now as I listen to them, it does have hints of heavy metal. But I thought that was rock. Ah well.

Jo

Damn you, Jordan Knoxx!

First of all, I don't cuss normally.

Unfortunately, I did. At SCHOOL. During lunch. Thank God the teachers didn't hear.

I like to clarify that he called me a bitch first. So I retaliated. He been saying all these things for 2 weeks now, I was fed up with it.

I'm not going to tell what was said, but it's quite dirty and mean and low.
I had a cussing war. Then I stopped. It was too dirty. So I started throwing stuff at him. Hey, he threw stuff b4 too. I was mad because he was insulting Singapore, saying they didn't wear clothes and lived in boxes. So I kicked him. Hard. I wished I kicked him, there.

Then lunch ended.
The cuss war ended.