Hype

There's this new drama on Channel 8 right now, it's called "Together". It's deemed as the "Mediacorp blockbuster of the year"

I pui!

I thought it would be interesting and original but it turned out to just be another drama. I think the Mediacorp punks are gonna be promoting their dramas like this from now on.

"The best drama! From the producers of Portrait of Home! Another drama with the same cast and the same story!"

STFU. Seriously, Together just seems like another normal drama. So did the little Nyonya. Why the hype? And the sudden rush of DYT in these dramas, urgh! He's ugly, he can't act and he's so boring. I can't imagine how Jeantte Aw can stand acting next to him! She probably earns $1 million every second of standing next to DYT. Speaking of her, the way she talks is so weird now. I liked it before. Now she just sounds like she holding her breath when she talks.

I can make a much more original drama script.

So the story takes place in a Bak Ku Teh shop. The mother is a bitch. The father is estranged from the wife. They have two very ugly sons and a gorgeous daughter. The daughter is the best friend of a rich guy and the guy is wooing her throughout the drama. The daughter turns out to be lesbian. The mother gets so angry she leaves, the father is unaffected. Then the sons both fall in love with this girl named Choo Choo. The brothers set each other up then they fight and both of them fall off a buliding. And the daughter who married a butch overseas, finds out she has TTP. On the honeymoon, she dies tragically. The father suffers a heart attack when he finds out. Then on the last episode, he remains in a coma, the mother returns and steals the money. Choo Choo stops her and accidentally kills her but she doesn't go to jail.. It is then revealed Choo Choo is the butch who married the daughter. She takes care of the brother and the father.

There? Nice, right? Very wacky right? I actually took bits and pieces from random dramas. But hey, it takes REAl talent to be able to piece them up like that. And all the new dramas are just copies of old ones.

Oops, I'm supposed to be doing homework!

2010!!!!

Happy New year!!!!

Let's celebrate the start and the end of the a decade!!!
YAY!!!!!

*Sigh* Unfortunately, the start of a new year also indicates the start of a new school year.

Urgh! My school is so stingy! This year, they changed the school uniform's material to Nylon! Or some other cheap cloth. It's so uncomfortable! Expecially the PE pants. It feels like I'm wearing plastic. Maybe I am. '_'

This year, the school decided to repaint everything a horrible shade of gray and white. Now the hand railings look horrible with a dark-green-mixed-with-white colour. The class rooms have this shade of blue that makes me cringe whenever I see it. The worst thing is, the staircase I take is still being painted, so it stinks like hell in there.

My Math and Chi teacher and Eng take my class down late for recess. I have a very delicate stomach. If I don't eat enough I get stomach pains and I'll keep on thinking about Maggi Mee thus I won't be concentrating on the teacher's crappy speach. That actually is a perfect alibi for not doing homework, you know.

(Scenario- I didn't do homework)

Miss Saddist (MS) :JOANNA!! Why didn't you do homework?

Me: I didn't know how to do homework.

MS: Why didn't you pay attention?

Me: Because I was too hungry. It's all the school's fault. And yours. I didn't eat enough.

MS: Screams in terror as the class shouts their agreements and forms a riot.

See? It's perfect! I'm actually thinking of packing junk food for lunch because the school keeps ripping us off. Milo used to be 60 cents, then 70, then 80, then it increased to 90 this year. Same quantity, different price. The snack store used to sell packets of oreos in 3's for 50 cents. I was at this mini-mart and I saw a packet containing at least 10 oreos selling for only $1!!! WTF?!!!

I'm amazed at how easily any post I write always ends up becoming a another post full of complaints.

Anyway, I swear, I'll somehow earn the money to hire a lawyer and sue PHPPS. I swear by my love for maggots. I'll sue for air-contamination, causing my digestive system harm(which may be, gasp!, permanent!), and paying unreasonable prices for low quality uniforms!

But I still love PHPPS!!!!! 4eva!!!

Happy new year! It's my year! The TIGER!!!!