This post is dedicated to trouts all over the world.
Screw you.
Every part of you pisses me off. Every movement you make causes bile to rise up from my throat. Whenever my eyes accidentally fall on your horribly disfigured face I cringe like no one has ever cringed before.
I'm talking fo real straight up no crack. < wtf??
You led me on deliberately. You knew I would take your pointless signs of whatever you were doing for affection. Gosh goodness screw you.
I see now what a fool I was, how great of a laughing stock I was.
I see that you may have a girlfriend too.
Well.
Let me tell you. If I could push you down the stairs of the Empire State building I wouldn't hesitate. If I could stick a red hot poker stick down your throat KNOCKIN DOWN HESITATION.
I would set you on fire and scatter your ashes among hills and oceans, then burn the hills and oceans too just for good measure.
A person can hope huh?
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
Look around, it's not just Mcdonalds. There's Arby's, Wendy's, and Denny's too.
So uhh, this is gonna be a very unhipster post.
I watch Kids React. *shrinks away in shame* Well, they recently released a video of the kids reacting to Kpop. And it caused quite a controversy because the kids made offensive and quite narrow minded remarks. People go all "Oh, they're just kids, they don't know any better." which is bullshit because they do! I'm barely older than the children on there (pedobear alert) and I know better than to shoot my mouth off and insult like 5% of the world's population. (P.S. I tried for Kids React but they didn't choose me so I have a biased opinion due to this personal vendetta. Just putting it out there so you know they could have chosen better people like *cough* me)
But anyway, some choice comments were "This is like the Asian Rebecca Black!" and "WTF is my generation coming to?? I'm so hipster I listen to the Beatles and smoke weed with Cage the Elephant backstage! Did I mention I live in California and I LOVE TUMBLR!!!!" Okay, so I'm paraphrasing a little but the comments verbatim come to the same effect. It was basically "This music is much worse than current American pop because it's in a different language". And "How can people like this?? It's so shitty!" <- words uttered by girls who listen to Taylor Swift and love it.
Obviously if you're not as narrow-minded, you can see why people can take offence to that. And I'm not a Kpop lover like many of my FB friends who spammed my homepage with "MAMA!!" "OMG SEOHYUN DRESS IS PRETTY! HWAITING!" (love you guys btw) but even I felt the urge to go all "KILL WILLIAM NAO!" (Don't kill the kid, he's a fine kid).
I think the best part of this were the comment wars between Sones/Blackjacks (2NE1 fans I suppose/ Elves (Suju?) and Kids React narrow- minded Americans (you know you come from Mcdonald land!) . Well actually, it was more one ignorant comment then BAM! HATE FLAME!
I print screened too late to catch the good bits but here's some of the aftermath of the first wave. Wait till my friends/ the Asian side of the world wakes up, damn the shit's gonna hit the fan FO REAL.
I watch Kids React. *shrinks away in shame* Well, they recently released a video of the kids reacting to Kpop. And it caused quite a controversy because the kids made offensive and quite narrow minded remarks. People go all "Oh, they're just kids, they don't know any better." which is bullshit because they do! I'm barely older than the children on there (pedobear alert) and I know better than to shoot my mouth off and insult like 5% of the world's population. (P.S. I tried for Kids React but they didn't choose me so I have a biased opinion due to this personal vendetta. Just putting it out there so you know they could have chosen better people like *cough* me)
But anyway, some choice comments were "This is like the Asian Rebecca Black!" and "WTF is my generation coming to?? I'm so hipster I listen to the Beatles and smoke weed with Cage the Elephant backstage! Did I mention I live in California and I LOVE TUMBLR!!!!" Okay, so I'm paraphrasing a little but the comments verbatim come to the same effect. It was basically "This music is much worse than current American pop because it's in a different language". And "How can people like this?? It's so shitty!" <- words uttered by girls who listen to Taylor Swift and love it.
Obviously if you're not as narrow-minded, you can see why people can take offence to that. And I'm not a Kpop lover like many of my FB friends who spammed my homepage with "MAMA!!" "OMG SEOHYUN DRESS IS PRETTY! HWAITING!" (love you guys btw) but even I felt the urge to go all "KILL WILLIAM NAO!" (Don't kill the kid, he's a fine kid).
I think the best part of this were the comment wars between Sones/Blackjacks (2NE1 fans I suppose/ Elves (Suju?) and Kids React narrow- minded Americans (you know you come from Mcdonald land!) . Well actually, it was more one ignorant comment then BAM! HATE FLAME!
I print screened too late to catch the good bits but here's some of the aftermath of the first wave. Wait till my friends/ the Asian side of the world wakes up, damn the shit's gonna hit the fan FO REAL.
Monday, January 2, 2012
Regret
Regret is one of the most horrible feeling one can have. It is akin to the emotions one feels after the loss of a loved one.
Regret is not being able to run fast enough and missing the bus that's parked only a few metres from you.
Regret is watching the love of your love marry her soulmate, not knowing if you could be the groom right now if you had just tried.
Regret is feeling that consumes your entire being as you cry for the death of a loved one, knowing how much pain you hurt them with, or what you could have done to make them smile once more.
It is wearing a nice dress on unexpectedly rainy day. It is spilling milk and dropping snowglobes. It is staying up till 12 to type out a blog post, when knowing you'll feel like hell tomorrow morning.
Regret is not being able to run fast enough and missing the bus that's parked only a few metres from you.
Regret is watching the love of your love marry her soulmate, not knowing if you could be the groom right now if you had just tried.
Regret is feeling that consumes your entire being as you cry for the death of a loved one, knowing how much pain you hurt them with, or what you could have done to make them smile once more.
It is wearing a nice dress on unexpectedly rainy day. It is spilling milk and dropping snowglobes. It is staying up till 12 to type out a blog post, when knowing you'll feel like hell tomorrow morning.
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