Bored to death

Does anyone here feel bored too?

No one?

Not fair.

I'm bored. At least u peeps in Singapore have exams to content with. You guys get to study. Not that I don't hav exams, I hav DSTP next week. DSTP stands for Dumb Stupid Toilet Paper. Surprisingly, other people think it's Delaware School Testing Crap. Oh wait, it's Delaware State Testing Program.

Ah well.

It's so weird. School starts in September so we only have one month worth of teaching. Even weirder is that we only test on Science and Social Studies. Not math, english or Writing. Weird right? Oh, even more weird. We're testing Pri 4 and 5 science and Social Studies. Why didn't they test it last year?

But I'm not studying because it's so boring. Reading the same info over and over again, who can feel interested?

*Cough* Timothy *Cough*

Ooh, I'm coughing, must be Swine Flu!

Oops, H1N1

Ai yah, it's so boring. Bored bored bored.

Oh well, I guess I'll go to the library.

Ooh, my ears ache!

Must be the symptoms of Swine Flu!

Oops, nope. It's the symptom of uglysistersingingherheadoffverybadlyitis.

She used to sing ok. Now, she wants to mimic cutsie pies and sing in a high-pitched 4-year old voice.

Urgh!

Ah, well, I'm bored.

Did I mention that?

I didn't? Even though I clearly said that about I-don't-noe-how-many-times in this post?

Ah well, I'm too bored to tell u I'm bored.

Are u guys reading every word of this?

Or r u guys skipping lines?

You know, some people add random sentences to confuse people who skip lines.

Chalia giggled nervously at Tenebor. He turned a shade of green and puked his wonderful lunch of peas. Oops, it wasn't peas, it just looked like peas.

Ooh, if u're reading this now at 12.53 a.m. in Singapore, u might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

U might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

U might find urself reading the same sentence over and over again.

*sigh*

Ah well, - wait, how many times hav I said "Ah well"?

Don't know?

Me too!

But I'm too bored to count.

Do u noe how bored I am?

Ah well, I'm too bored to tell u how bored I am.

Wow, sudden sense of Deja Vu!

It's freezing here.

I wish I was in sunny Florida.

But too bad, I'm bored to death in cold cold cold Delaware.

I guess I'll go to the library. Did I say that already?

I think I did.

Ah well.

I recently went for a check-up and the doc said I was suffering from short-term memory loss.

What nonsense. I'm perfectly fine!

Did I mention I was diagnosed with short-term memory loss?

What nonsense. I'm perfectly fine!

If you read every single word of this,

u must have read a whole lot of nonsense.

To reward u,

Click!

Ooh, poor thing. Did I mention it's October Fool's day?

Poor u, if u clicked that.

You could actually press Shift throught the whole thing.

Ooh, I have to go to the library!

Ciao!