Day post, 4chan style

Gonna blog about my day in >greentext format cause if I actually pad it out with coherent grammar and details I'll end up getting sad/lazy/frustrated halfway (see this is why my writing has been so shitty lately) and end up SJFSDFJDSJFS then ending post

It's not the best saturday ever (obviously) but it's a better one IMO because of how it manages to end up great


> so earlier this week this guy "invites" me to a party
> really shady so very tentative, try not to get hopes up
> day before seems super optimistic so eff this, hopes sky high through the roof, ladder to Pluto
> coupled with all time lowest weight in 3 weeks
> wake up at 10 effing am
> exercise hard core godmode for two hours
> purge sweat like everybody's business
> mother finally lets me fruit diet for winter holiday
> eat only fruit and veggies for breakfast
> actually feel pretty damn good
> take shower, shave in 3 months (tmi, i know)
> lay outfit I scraped together the night before out (by scraped together I mean I spent 5 hours trying everything on and realising how terrible my wardrobe is)
> call guy to ask plans
> mfw when he says he's not going
> tfw I washed hair, nail polish, the whole works and this guy just shits on me
> ask cuz for a ride, tfw he agrees cause he's the most lovely cuz ever
> mfw asshole says without the original ride I can't go
> RAGE
> RAGE RAGE RAGE
> Mope around sad and binge on everything
> inb4 weight gain
> Cousin asks to hang out
> Wears outfit was planning to wear, because eff this, I deserve to feel pretty
> Compliments
> mfw mother says I look super slutty
> mfw severely misjudge weather and my cold tolerance
> Eat dinner, browse web, watch Dota tournaments
> ALL WITH MY LOVELY COUSIN
> Go out for some delicious ice cream
> mfw standing outside shop for a good 5 mins nearly going into hypothermia because "oh you looked like you weren't that cold" excuse me have you seen what I'm wearing??? But it was a nice outfit so doesn't matter, looked good
> Half heartedly listen to cousin go on about Dota for good 20 mins, can't input because don't play
> at least dude bought me make-up
> go around neighbourhood looking at nice- ass christmas lights
> late night with cry and russ in 12 mins

Wonderful ass saturday night