TLC is the best guilty pleasure channel, ever.

So recently I've developed a habit of staying at home 24/7 and no, I don't just mooche around the house eating and eating and eating.

No, I do the SAT and eat and eat and eat.

Recently I've discovered (apparently) 100% ice cream and my mother only cares about the artificial part of food so I bought like 2 tubs and gorging and it's DELIIICIOUS
It's been so, so long since I've actually properly eaten ice cream and man I'm like binging.

But still watching my weight of course. In fact, I actually (wait for it) went RUNNING for TWENTY MINUTES that's hard stuff right there. One whole mile baby.

Anyway so while I do the SAT I obviously need some other secondary form of entertainment (heeheeehee count olaf moment) so I go on youtube and sometimes I listen to music but that gets old fast or like watch random movies but full good movies don't end up on youtube that often, even rarer for high quality ones. I tried watching documentaries to "learn smarts" but that kinda died off in about, halfway through the first documentary.

Then a few days ago, I stumbled onto What Would You Do which led me to My Strange Addiction    and after I watched those I clicked on one of my more favourite TLC shows, Toddlers and Tiaras. That show, is GOLD. The girls are freaking hilarious and this is mean but they're earning money from me laughing at them so justified.

Right now I'm on an Extreme Couponing craze and man these videos never seem to end.

Also I'm suspicious this is taking a shit on my mental health because today I spent like 30 mins in a mild stupor wandering around the house with J D Salinger in my hands making up some shit about ice cream. Mixed with all this stupid high school stress (ahh 9 days and I still have one more summer reading book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I really really, am kind of on the edge of this beautiful, beautiful cliff with this whole meadow of orchids at the bottom but the long way day seems kind of painful.

Okay.
I think I should stop now. I think Salinger is kind of troubled. I don't really understand Bananafish, but if one could easily understand it, what's the point huh?